How Business is Done

June 18th, 2005 | Uncategorized

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case.”

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Jack: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case.”

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!”
Jack: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case.”

This is how business is done.

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  1. achmadi

    humm.. keren2 !!!!

  2. dian

    Dasar jiwa makelar :-)

  3. radit

    hahahah… lucu bgt :D
    btw, itu nama atau peristiwa ada yg bener?

  4. Hannes

    just great!

  5. adit

    hehe ini tulisannya terdengar lucu, tapi bukan berarti tidak nyata

    kalo menurut saya ini memang merupakan simpilkasi bagaimana suatu bisnis bisa sukses …

    terlihat licik, tapi juga tidak bohong

  6. diajengajeng

    hahaha..lucu dan keren :))

  7. Annang Mustofa

    That’s sound funny….but I’m sure it’s really happened in someplaces….

Looking forward to hear your thoughts.